The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.

True love cannot grow old; it is timeless.

Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.

Love is my favorite drug; I overdose on it regularly.

Get high on love, not drugs.

Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

An inch to a man’s heart is a mile to his wallet.

Love turns men into boys; heartache turns boys into men.

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.