The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.

Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.

Love is my favorite drug; I overdose on it regularly.

Love turns men into boys; heartache turns boys into men.

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.

The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.

A smile is worth dozens of words, but a kiss is worth a thousand.

If you kiss her cheeks, she is your friend; if you kiss her lips, she is your lover; if you kiss her heart, she is your soul mate.