The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.

An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.

Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.

Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you’re right.

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.

I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.

A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat.

Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.