If a man does not treat you like a princess during courtship, he will not treat you like a queen during marriage.

An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.

There is nothing wrong with being a puppet if love is the one pulling the strings.

Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.

If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.

Women never stalk men; they just research them intensely.

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

Love turns men into boys; heartache turns boys into men.

I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.