My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she’ll end up taking over.

In the lowest Hell you find ignorance.In the lowest Heaven you find shrewdness.In the highest Hell you find craftiness.In the highest Heaven you find brilliance.

I would rather own a little piece of Heaven than a large portion of Hell.

I would rather own a little piece of Heaven than a large plot on Hell.

It is better to sweep Heaven's floors than to manage Hell's corridors.

An inch of Heaven is better than a mile of Hell.

A terrible day in Hell is just a beautiful day in Heaven.

A terrible day in Hell is just another beautiful day in Heaven.

A hut in Heaven is better than a palace in Hell.