Love turns men into boys; heartache turns boys into men.

Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.

Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.

Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.

Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.