If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.

The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.

An angel who makes you cry is better than a devil who makes you smile.

Behind every clever man is an even cleverer woman.

Love came, it saw, and it conquered me.

Marry your friend, and you will be reasonably happy. Marry your lover, and you will be abundantly happy. Marry your soulmate, and you will be infinitely happy.

Happy is he who marries the woman he wants, happier is he who marries the woman he needs, and happiest is he who marries the woman he wants and needs.