Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.

I'm done. I'm going to go to bed and read important books about theater.""It would would be easier if you just said porn," Scarlett said."No idea what you're talking about. But knock first if you need me.

I looked at the stained-glass image of the lamb in the window above me, but that only reminded me that lambs are famous for being led to slaughter, or sometimes hanging out with lions in ill-advised relationships.

Funny how the world shifts when you’re in the same space with your friends. The air is energized, the light is warmer.

I am out of ideas and need to conserve my energy so I can freak out more efficiently.

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.