The boy she'd once loved was gone, and she'd accept it. But even if she didn't want Eric back, he'd hurt her. He was the enemy, and the Universal Girl Code stipulated friends should band together in hating the ****** till death.

Sexual reproduction and food -- humans' two favorite subjects.

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process?

Bill walked slowly to Cara's dressed and leaned on the edge, folding his arms as the pine creaked under his weight. Even the furniture feared this man.

It's common knowledge that shiny rocks are preferred among human females.

You're the one who said I could be decent if I wanted to, so quit trying to talk me out of it. I'm about to piss myself as it is, and you're not helping.

Let me rephrase,” he added, sharper than barbed steel. “I’m coming with you.”“Excuse me?” Solara came to a sudden stop, forcing him to do the same. “You’ll go wherever I send you.”“I’m not—”“Don’t interrupt.”He sealed his lips shut.“Our relationship is simple,” she told him. “I say ‘Jump,’ and you say ‘Through which window, Miss Brooks?’ You don’t make demands of me. Are we clear?