28 Quotes by Milton Berle about Christmas

  • Author Milton Berle
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    I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.

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    I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair.

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    Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list

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    For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.

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