This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"

Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.

A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!