I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.

I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.

I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon?

My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?

At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.

Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.

My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.

I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong.