Life curses some poor people with the love of luxury, while it blesses some with the very same thing.

To a fireman, wind is a curse. To a sailor, wind is a blessing.

To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

Some people are rightly pitied by someone or people by whom they are wrongly convinced that they are envied.

Making God a man is the consolation prize that our forefathers gave themselves for not being the ones who were each blessed with a vagina.

Some of the best things that have ever happened to us wouldn’t have happened to us, if it weren’t for some of the worst things that have ever happened to us.

The curse of mortality is the other side of the coin of the blessing of life.

Some people drowned in the floods that were caused by the rains for which they have prayed.

The bigger the family, the bigger the number of corpses it owes life.