Most of our desires tend to reveal their pettiness a few months, weeks, days, hours, minutes, or even seconds, after they have been fulfilled.

Poetry is the art of hiding the inadequacy of language.

Tears of joy and tears of sorrow sometimes have very different causes, but always have the very same properties.

Some things are not worth dying for, but without them life is not worth living.

A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.

Some things do not make sense, not in themselves, but to some people.

The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.

Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.

To millions of children, a condom is nothing but a balloon.