Some people would kill to instead be in the situation because of which some people have killed themselves.

To become richer, earn more. To appear richer, move into a poorer neighborhood.

A shadow does not need the object to which it belongs to move for it to move.

We are not as important to most people as we are to ourselves. As a matter of fact, we are—to most people—not important at all.

To gain height, lose all your tall friends.

What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.

Wealth is relative. Some people aren’t really rich; they just have poor neighbors.

A VIP area is nothing without not-so-important people.

One man’s bad day is another man’s good night.