Pleasure is not a need, but an incentive.

To chase pleasure is to be chased by pain.

The problem with pleasure is that it needs to be intermittent in order to retain its pleasantness.

Imagination is all too often wasted on masturbation.

Sex is often an attempt to entertain oneself through one’s own genitals, through the use of someone else’s genitals.

Most relationships and marriages that are older than 3 years owe their not having ended to compromise, trust, forgiveness, etc., good communication, and great lies.

Sex for pleasure is chewing gum for genitals.

Horniness pretty much always oversells an orgasm.

A man reaches the peak of irrationality just before, and that of rationality just after, an ejaculation.