Women who play hard to get make life seem shorter.

Some people will hate you for not loving them.

For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.

In many a case, the phrase ‘I’d like to get to know you better’ is a euphemism for ‘I want us to fuck.