Children are blessed with extremely low standards when it comes to what they regard as fun or funny.

Children treat things as if money grew on trees. Adults treat the environment as if trees grew from money.

Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.

Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.

For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human beings, because they—unlike all companies—have the means of reproduction.

We would not deem some children cute if their parents were not rich or famous.

Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.

An adult is a child adulterated.

If an adult has just moved as fast as a child, from crying to laughing, then it is either the laughter is fake, or they are being tickled.