The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.

The biggest problem with democracy is that the weight of a vote is not determined by the degree of the voter’s intelligence, ignorance, or stupidity.

Some situations are a case of the blind leading the deaf.

Voting gives us an opportunity to choose from options that were chosen for us.

Not every poor or unemployed person who has one wears a political party’s t-shirt to reveal their political affiliation; some use it merely to conceal their nipples.

Fools believe those in power over their own eyes.

A priest is someone like whom, we are told, we need to be to get into heaven. A politician is someone for whom, we are told, we need to vote to get heaven.

Politicians’ competence lies not in solving our problems but in convincing us that they will.

Politics is sports for people who think they are smart and more serious about life.