When you are with any of the vast majority of sane people who can talk, silence is usually as infrequent—and definitely as brief—as the sound of a fart.

The most overrated things are fame, the future, marriage, being rich, happiness, being in love, sanity, being alive, sex, and human beings.

Some confidants have wings and a beak, or four legs and a tail.

The hatred of women (or men) is often merely the hatred of humans after it has been diluted by male (or female) chauvinism.

Nobody enjoys the company of others as intensely as someone who usually avoids the company of others.

Humans are trash.

Human beings are important only to the survival of the human race.