Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really need men (or at least not as much and as frequently as every single male chauvinist and every single misogynist believes).

The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.

What some people regard as freedom is slavery wearing makeup … a push-up bra … and a corset.

Change is not always a bad thing: it sometimes takes the form of progress. And is not always a good thing: it sometimes takes the form of regress.

98% of politicians are either corrupt or corruptible.

The biggest problem with democracy is that the weight of a vote is not determined by the degree of the voter’s intelligence, ignorance, or stupidity.

True freedom of speech includes the freedom to call someone a bitch.

Newspaper publishers profit greatly from the widespread belief that reading newspapers gives others the impression that one is smart or at least mature.

Greed is bad for the person … and the environment, but good for the economy.