Slavery often masquerades as freedom.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

Some women wish the pregnancy tests also told them who the fathers are.

Some men are each a ladies’ man. Some women are each a men’s lady.

Sex is often had by someone to whom it means everything with someone to whom it means nothing.

A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women … fast.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

Not even once have most of us seen, having sex, any of the many people we are dead sure are sleeping around.