He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.

High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

We would not deem life too short if we always remembered that we do not have to watch TV.

Being short was determined by one’s genes. Feeling short is determined by the length of one’s jeans.

Being short was determined by one’s genes. Feeling short is determined by one’s environment.