Poverty, like obesity, has the tendency to add at least ten years to the appearance of its victims, especially those who are over the age of twenty.

He who says that someone isn’t himself is a victim of statistics.

*Prostitution* is a euphemism for rape incidents that the victim and the economy profits from.

To the family of a victim of a fatal accident, the deceased was at the wrong place at the wrong time. To the family of the morgue owner, the deceased was at the right place at the right time.

Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.

You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.