We nonverbally say that we do not want to be where we are by not walking slowly.

The boring thing with taking a walk with someone is that your thoughts are then dictated by the subject or subjects of your conversation; and that is made worse by the fact that most sane people are terrified of silence whenever they are with or near someone.

You are not walking slow enough, when taking a walk, if you do not come across as bored or depressed (to the average sane person).

A walk is pleasurable the most when you walk so slowly that you seem to have piles of problems, or just piles.

The older you are, and the faster you walk, the crazier you look.

The average woman feels small whenever a man who has just walked past her does not turn his head to check out her ass, especially if it is—or if she feels that it is—big.