The boring thing with taking a walk with someone is that your thoughts are then dictated by the subject or subjects of your conversation; and that is made worse by the fact that most sane people are terrified of silence whenever they are with or near someone.

You are not walking slow enough, when taking a walk, if you do not come across as bored or depressed (to the average sane person).

We seem to birds to be chained to planet Earth.

The older you are, and the faster you walk, the crazier you look.

Most shoes are shaped as if feet were made for shoes.