That we are horny creatures is proven by the fact that the invention of video calling found us already having sex over the phone.

Happiness is a consolation for those who cannot orgasm yet … or anymore.

Our sexual pleasure happens within us, not on or inside our partners’ genitals.

The intensity of the pleasure derived from an orgasm is compensation for its brevity.

A sane man is at his sanest just after he has orgasmed.

The use of reason and that of an erect penis are mutually exclusive.

Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used as nothing but a conspicuous means to a secret end called the evasion of abortion.

Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.