You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.

Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.

Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love.

The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*

Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.

When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.

If every lover was treated like they matter — everyday; valentine’s day wouldn’t be so 'special.

A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.