Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.

Compared with lesbians, gays seem to be more unapologetic about their sexual orientation. The former must not have balls.

The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.

Some women sleep their way to the top. Most men sleep their way to the bottom.

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.

To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a ‘righteous’ form of prostitution.

With regards to getting laid and getting AIDS: Being interesting can be an interesting guy’s downfall.

The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.