A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.

Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman's womb is her diploma.

Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.

Life ups the self-esteem of a low-paid man by giving him things that the high-paid man that he envies cannot buy (intellect, looks, sex appeal, etc.).

The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money.

Because of the power that we have given money: The government would rather have taxpayers who do not vote, than voters who do not pay tax.

Some women sleep their way to the top. Most men sleep their way to the bottom.

There are two kinds of humble people: (1) Humble people; and (2) broke people.

Lobola (“bride price”) is a retired broke father’s last hope to paying off his debts.