Sexual starvation forces a heterosexual man to see beauty in every single female who he can sleep with without his society’s disapproval.

Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.

A beautiful woman’s ugliness is often hidden in her heart … or by her shoes.

Makeup often makes a woman look like she has lotioned her face with a roll-on deodorant.

Makeup often makes a man look like he is cheating, not behaving himself, by making his woman look unlike herself.

A beautiful woman has an unfair advantage when her work, performance, or ability is judged by a straight man. But has an unfair disadvantage when it is judged by an ugly woman.

Makeup often seems to be used to hide a woman’s beauty.

Beauty is instantly more than doubled—ugliness, more than halved—by the mere act of smiling.

For someone’s ugliness or the congenital abnormality of their body or body part, if we cannot help but laugh, we ought to laugh, not at them, but at Mother Nature.