That we are horny creatures is proven by the fact that the invention of video calling found us already having sex over the phone.

A sane man is at his sanest just after he has orgasmed.

The use of reason and that of an erect penis are mutually exclusive.

A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.

Most love songs were inspired, not by love, but by loneliness, regretfulness, or horniness.

*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.

We are sometimes forced by nature to feel like having sex, but never to have sex.

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.