There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.

To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things.

Females and boys are the only creatures that propose others for friendship. As for the rest of us, friendship sort of just happens.

Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.

To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars.

The hatred of women (or men) is often merely the hatred of humans after it has been diluted by male (or female) chauvinism.