A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.

Being compassionate does not mean refraining from telling people, when they are, that they are to blame for their own suffering.

The continuation of man’s life is more attributable to his fear of death than it is to his desire to live. As a matter of fact, in countless cases, it is attributable to only the former.

Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.

If life really begins at forty, then all poor people die in their teens.

If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.

Suffering adds spice to life.

Comfort rarely produces great art.

Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.