Life keeps on making the terrible mistake of making impatient people capable of making children.

Parenthood is some people’s subconscious revenge for having been brought into existence without their consent.

Some people would deem their parents or children ugly if they were not theirs.

Most kids would not respect their parents as much as they do, or even at all, if they knew how intellectually undemanding is the role they played in their creation.

It is impossible to bring a child into this world for its own sake.

We sometimes benefit way more from being lied to than the person lying to us.

If it were not for advertising, only a negligible fraction of prepubescent boys who do would know what a pantyliner or a tampon is.

Some parents sometimes use junk food as a babysitter.

Most parents would not worry too much about their children if they knew that children belong not to their parents but to life.