Some technologies have made it possible for one to travel to the other side of the world in order to see something, whereas some have made that unnecessary: if it were not for things such as the camera and the Internet, some African boys would have never seen a Chinese woman’s vagina.

Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.

Often what we see as progress in the right direction is merely the improvement of a wrong solution.

Landscaping is a never-ending attempt to make some parts of nature look civilized.

In a patriarchal society, one of the most important functions of the institution of the family is to make feel like a somebody whenever he is in his own yard a man who is a nobody whenever he is in his employer’s yard.

Countless organisms are either cut or killed every four or so weeks, just to make us look civilized, sane, and mature through the state of our yard.

The optometry industry profits immensely from most people’s blindness to the fact that civilization has made eye exercises a necessity for most people.

Civilization has turned human beings into the worst thing to ever happen to planet earth.

A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites.