Retirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands.

Torn clothes are funny … until your dad gets fired.

The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle.

A model’s opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to smile at the camera.

Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.

Millions of people will each be killed by their dream car, job, or lover.

A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.

A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.

12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.