Charity usually begins at home, and usually ends there, without having left.

The continuation of man’s life is more attributable to his fear of death than it is to his desire to live. As a matter of fact, in countless cases, it is attributable to only the former.

Poverty is greatly exaggerated by sanity.

In order to make them overlook our greed, or to make us seem less greedy than we are, we sometimes remind some people that, if and when we catch it, the wealth that we are relentlessly chasing would enable us to help a lot of poor people.

We would eventually get rid of poverty if there were no women or girls who are willing to sleep with men or boys who are poor.

In many cases, it was the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that fell for her man.

In some cases, it is the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that has left her man for another.

Rich people read their bills. Poor people dread theirs.

If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.