A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.

Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.

Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids.

When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that she must be good in bed.

An orgasm is an act of laughing through the genitals.

Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.

88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.

Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.

Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another’s sex life.