Not everyone who talks less or keeps quiet whenever they are with or around you does that because they find you interesting or knowledgeable; some people do that because they find you boring or ignorant.

Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.

Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.

Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.

Showing off is more ridiculous in instances where the thing that is being shown off was bought on credit.

Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used as nothing but a conspicuous means to a secret end called the evasion of abortion.

Some women’s greatest achievement is sleeping with a man who is rich, famous, and/or wanted by many women, whereas some women’s greatest achievement is refusing to sleep with such a man.

By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.

Many a survivor of a plane crash who is or was against cannibalism and had never eaten human flesh once found themselves in a situation where they had to either eat human flesh, or go the way of all flesh.