32 Quotes by Nicole McKay about Funny
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A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fenway)
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A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?
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For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.
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Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.
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A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
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You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.
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Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.
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Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.
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A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.
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