A man's job is to make sure that the kid has at least one known face around when the wife has just washed the makeup.

I exist cuz you imagine I do!

Relatives come to your house and make fun of you. Then you go as a relative to their house and make fun of them.This is Relativity theory.

You want to lose weight and weight doesn't want to lose you...Relationships are so complicated.

Life's funny. You leave everything else for someone and then one day, that someone goes ahead and leaves you for everything else.

You know that feeling when you’re standing under the shower and turn the tap on to fill the bucket with water but instead, the shower starts, leaving you startled, that feeling is my entire life.