Guns don't kill people. Gun owners kill people.

Daily mass killings are a uniquely American problem, because in America every halfwit can get his hands on a gun. You know what angry halfwits do in other countries? They throw potatoes.

Guns make losers feel like winners. That's why people who suck at life don't want to give up their guns.

If you're afraid to leave the house unless you're armed, you don't need a gun, you need a psychiatrist.

The NRA kills more Americans than Muslim terrorists do.

Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong?

There's a big overlap between conspiracy theorists, racists, gun nuts, doomsday preppers, fans of the rapture and poor white Republicans. They all have one thing in common: They feel like the oppressed underdogs.