Ricky Gervais, Louis CK, Anthony Jeselnik and I have the same sense of humor. They're just better at it than I am.

The difference between a writer and an author: Writers call each other writers. Readers call writers authors.

What makes a good book? An author who knows how to leave out all the unnecessary bulk and delivers a lean story where not a single word is fluff.

Why is it so hard for many erotica authors to admit that erotica is porn? Everyone loves porn!