Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.

I don't care how much you eat, Ender, self-cannibalism won't get you out of this school.

Ulysses was an elaborate prank, and our supposed intellectual elite continue to fall for it.

Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention.

Another oral exam, huh?' Peter said.'Shut up, Peter,' said Valentine.'You should relax and enjoy it,' said Peter. 'It could be worse.''I don't know how.''It could be an anal exam.