Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?

If I shot an arrow and thought about an ass, would it surprise you if it hit Erik?

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite

Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches

But we're going to smile and pretend we're fine with the dorky birthmas gifts because people do not get that they can't mush a birthday into christmas.

Here's a newsflash from the only High Preistess you have left at this dang school: Zoey isn't dead. And believe me, I know dead. I've been there, done that, and got the frickin' T-shirt." - Stevie Rae

Easy. Peasy

Becky Renee Apple - can you believe her mom named her that and then had all of her sweaters monogramed with 'BRA'?

You make me sound like an arrogant ass," he said."Are you?""No! I'm just me.