4 Quotes by Penny Reid about funny
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Alex the waiter was on my Spank Naughty list in third place, right after Henry Calvill the actor, then Henry Calvill as Superman. He was proof that God existed, and that God loved straight women.
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Does he give you zings in your things?
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This is just your penis having the feels for my vagina. Your penis is making prank calls! and every single time your penis makes a prank call, my vagina answers the phone. And then you hang up. Or your penis claims wrong number or misdial or no hablo Ingles. It's infuriating, and it's called genital call me maybe.
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Him—waiting for me to behave like a normal human being. Me—waiting for him to evaporate and this nightmare to disappear.
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