Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!

There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.

It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.