Are you running away from something?

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

This could only happen in a technical college.

No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.

That's more than you know about anything else then.

They're not mating are they?

Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.