90 Quotes by Rachel Caine about humor
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I love it when you talk dirty physics.
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„...And he doesn't like you to call him Mr. McStabby, you know.""Have you ever seen him cutting up that meat? He is like an artist with slicing. And that knife is as long as my arm. Mr. McStabby it is.
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Just wanted to remind you that we're out of milk again. And hot sauce.""Why are those two always out at the same time? Because those do not go together.""I suspect Shane. He'd put hot sauce in anything," Michael said.
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Ahh . . . maybe we should be going,” Shane said. “Ditch the shoes, Eve. We’ll be running now.”“I love these shoes!”“More than your circulatory system?”Eve silently kicked off the stilettos and backed up.
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I'm going to have to give him shit for all this,' Shane said, as he wandered around. 'He lives alone and makes his bed? Who does that?''People who like things neat?''Its not natural.
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I paused in the act of opening the door and looked at him with what were probably cartoon-wide eyes. "Wait a second," I said. "So, you're best friends with a hot vampire chick who likes leather.""Yeah.""And together, you fight crime?" I couldn't help it. I cracked up.
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You are just landmark stupid, aren't you? Has Guinness called yet about that world record?
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Next time we commit crime, we'll make sure to include him.
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You look fabulous," he told her, and kissed her. "Oh, crap, now I've got glitter, right? Leatherface does not do glitter. It's not manly." Claire and I both rolled our eyes, right on cue. "Right. Small price to pay for the privilege of kissing such a beautiful girl, what was I thinking? Sorry.
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